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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:06 posted by browse more absurd news

  They’re not horsemen anymore—they’re just guys with hobbies.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:06 posted by Death’s Podcast Ranked Lower Than Actual Silence

  War rage-quit Earth after a mild Twitter debate.
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  Death’s emotional support ferret keeps him too busy.
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  Death sold his scythe on Etsy as “vintage garden decor.”
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  Death sold his scythe on Etsy as “vintage garden decor.”
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  Pestilence has 400 unread soul notifications.
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  Death’s new motto is “if I don’t vibe with your expiration date, I won’t collect.”
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  They have a group therapist named Cheryl. She’s exhausted.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:02 posted by find out what really happened

  Their apocalypse calendar has just one entry: “Someday.”
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  Death got distracted writing a screenplay called “Soul Catcher.”